First of all I must explain my mother is staying with me until tomorrow. So today when I cam back from the gym I heard a meow.me: mom what is that noise
mom: well let me just tell you something
me: mom is that a kitty cat i hear, MOM IS IT COMING FROM THE LAUNDRY ROOM(this is ME pissed off)
mom: well this morning I saw a man dump the cat on the side of the road
me: jeese
mom: and i figured we could take it and get it spade and give it its shots
me: mom that is going to cost 300 dollars and I am not spending 300 dollars ...you take it home with you I do not want it.
mom: lets just take it to the vet
me: fine
So we take it to the vet get it screened for feline aids and all that other shit stray animals have. Turns out the cat is fine and I have to take it back in 4 months to get it spade!!!! Nice the last thing I need is another cat underneath my house....Oh yeah and by the way the cats has worms...I am not touching it.
3 comments:
who is "jesse"...or did you mean "geez"?
feline aids is like hunam aids yet it is a virus found in cats, transmitted sexually, throught claw scratch's, and well as cats biting each other.
so, cat's have rough sex and that's how they get aids?
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