So this year for some reason the bus stop is my driveway. In the morning from the hours of 6:30 to 7:15 kids are right outside my window waiting for the bus.
So the story: 6:30 ding dong ....... ding dong......"no way that is not my door bell....." try to go back to sleep.
6:50: ding dong...ding dong.....ding dong..."what the F-ck" so I get up go to the door no one is there.
Is someone ringing my door and then running away I am going to kick their ass. So then I remember about the bus stop. I go to the side yard and there they all are (with an adult I might ad)....."hey kids did one of you ring my door bell." Yes, the little girl that lives behind me and rings my door bell all the time (oh yeah she also wants to know if I can play with her and come over for dinner I usually have to remind her I am 30). So her question " can we play with your cat." Answer ...no you can not play with the cat she has worms and it can get into your stomach through you finger nails and toes (I should have mentioned they would have to been playing with the cats number 2 and not the actual cat yet I left that out). Anyway I figured that might keep them from playing with my cat ever again.
3 comments:
you should provide some refreshments for them in the mornings. maybe some hawaiian punch or juice boxes.
I agree with Sumeet. Clearly these kids like you and need attention. You should probably wake up and go outside and do a few rounds of "red rover" with them. they would love that I'm sure. Plus, I know you get up at 5am anyway.
first of molly i thought you were cuting off all forms of comunication with me until the end of aug. since you have breached your verbal contract would you like me to call you sometime???
p.s.
do not tell anyone i took a 2 hour nap today .... geeze i am lazy
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