ITS NOT THE CEREAL

Everyone will let you know why your baby is not sleeping. Mine was not sleeping for the following reasons:

1.) not enough food

2.) gas

3.) mean mommy

4.) does not like his crib

5.) needs a pillow

6.) mean mommy

7.) he needs formula

Guess what none of the above are true. Your baby will eventually sleep thought the night when he or she wants to or needs to, or when the parents finaly let the baby sleep through the night. However, I strongly advise putting your baby in the crib when it is time to sleep!!!

THE DOG AGAIN

So Thursday night I hear barking underneath my house around 7:00 p.m. (do i need to remind you this is crabby time at my house and the last thing i need to deal with is my mothers dog). Milo has gone underneath my house and has lost his way.

My mother wants me to call the fire department to go underneath my house to get him (yeah right like i am going to do that, they only do that in cartoons mother). So we have a huge argument on who is going under the house.... NOT ME THERE ARE SNAKES CATS AND ALL KINDS OF CRAP, LEAVE THE DAM DOG UNDER THE HOUSE AND LET THE JACK ASS FIND HIS WAY OUT!!!!! "No" my mother says i will go.

So Phyllis goes under the house (did I mention Kitty went with her to keep her company) and tries to get the dog. Milo finaly finds his way to the front of the house (there is no way out at the front) so my mother rips the slats off the front of my house to let the jackass out!!!!

Did I mention I hate this dog!!!!

NEW FRIEND

Abe and his new buddy Mattie! Mattie came over with her parents to give Abe a baby gift. Abe likes his new friend and hopes she comes over to play more often.

Thanks Mattie!

CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD

Yes, I know every parent thinks their baby is the cutest, however just to let you know my baby is the cutest!!!!

This is Abe smiling for his Gram while his mommy was out walking.

Now lets see if he is this cute tonight around 6:00 p.m.!!!!