Happy Anniversary To Me

Well Well Well just to let you know how smart Billy and I are we both forgot what day our anniversary fell on(we thought it was today yet my mother pointed out it was yesterday). So I guess no cake for me. However in the year 2010 (yes we plan that far ahead) we are going to Italy. Yeah me!!! So Billy got me Rosseta Stone Italian for my Anniversary present. You many be saying to yourself oh, how romantic (not). Just remember I have wanted this program from Rosetta Stone ever since I found out we were going.

Hip Hip Hoary!!!

REALLY

Well yeah McCain picked a vice president (I was hoping for Huckabee or Romney). So what do you think of his choice. Do you think he considers her as his partner, do you think he considers her as his colleague.....or do you think he chose her for the "women" vote. I wish I could say he chose his partner for the right reasons......However I do not feel that way. I was really hoping he would not play the gender card but the best man card.

p.s.

do not get me wrong I think Sarah will do well however I still think he chose her for the wrong reasons!!!

CHEIF PADUCAH

Well as you know I was born in STL and moved to Paducah when I was about 5. Here is a little history of my "River Town." That guy to the left (you know the piece of wood that looks like a human with no body) is Chief Paducah. Not sure what he did but he must of done something for Paducah to name the town after him.

So why bring up Ptown again, going home tomorrow for two whole weeks....WOW HOPE ME AND MY MOTHER DO NOT KILL EACH OTHER. She likes to boss me around and tell me what to do. Like Bernadette lets go for a walk, Bernadette lets clean out my closets, Bernadette will you wash the windows while I hold the ladder, Bernadette will you make dinner for my B-day club.

It will be a fun two weeks....yet I am glad I am not in Enterprise another hurricane is coming and you know what that means. Tornadoes and rain!!! AWESOME!!!

MY NEW KICK ASS CAR

Yes, I know I still mooch off the rents. However I am sure you would too if you did not have a car payment. So I usually get some base line Taurus, windstar (i do not think they call it that any more), or explorer (after gas went though the roof I said please no more explorer).

Yet this time when I go home I will get a kick ass mkx (so my dad says). So will you think I am cool driving down the road listing to my snoop doggy doggy (yes the cd from 1994)!!! You may not think I am cool but I will...there is nothing more cool that a 30 year old driving down the road in her mkx listing to snoop, or npr!!!!

I PHONE

Yes I like my i phone it takes pictures, blue tooth, music, and navigation and all that other phone crap. However I am constantly calling people (and not aware of it) or putting people on hold or mute. Come on Apple come up with a download that will fix this problem. I got on their site and there is nothing.

You may think it is me and I am the moron who can no use my phone. Yet, it is not just me there is a whole bunch of us out there that can not use the phone correctly.

Oh yeah Molly if you would text I would not have to interrupt you in your study group.................Oh yeah and I am pissed at you and you know why ....... just wait not only will Hanna Montana call you but Debbie Gibson, the Back Street Boys and Brittany may all call you and you will probably be studding!!!! HA HA HA HA HA

ITS A SAD DAY

I think Phyllis (the kitty cat) has either run away or has been smashed by a car. I think she has been smashed by a car. Phyllis likes to climb up into my car; so the other day, I went to wal mart I think my engine may have torn her little body into little shreds of kitty catness!!!! I am a little sad however, I know Phyllis is in kitty cat heaven watching over me! So think of Phyllis today the cute little kitty cat that I mauled with my automobile.

OHHHHHH BIDEN

I thought Biden did not think Obama was ready to become president. I guess now that he is asked to be vice president he has changed his mind!!!!

Here is some info I found, can also find Biden on u tube stating this:

Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) Reaffirmed That Obama Was Not Ready To Be Commander In Chief. ABC's George Stephanopoulos: "You were asked is he ready. You said 'I think he can be ready, but right now I don't believe he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training.'" Sen. Biden: "I think that I stand by the statement." (ABC's "This Week," 8/19/07)Sen. Biden: "Having talking points on foreign policy doesn't get you there." ("Biden Lashes Out At Obama," ABC News' "Political Radar" Blog, blogs.abcnews.com, 8/2/07)

I AM SORRY

Well Mo Mo does not want me to talk about Politics any more on my blog. However, it is just so hard not too. So for now I will stop (just wait until the fall thought I will not be able to resist). So lets talk about Hurricanes. I hate them!!!! No matter if a Hurricane hits close to Enterprise or far away from Enterprise it screws with out weather. All weekend it will be rainy and cloudy and windy. Not to mention this is really scarring Phyllis the cat....she is just a little kitty and never seen weather like this before. So all of you peeps out there basking in the sun think of me stuck in my house surfing the web and reading my trashy books!!!

Oh by the way went to see House Bunny last night...stupid beyond comprehension I can not believe I went to see it.

SMARTY PANTS

So one of the most brilliant business men of our time has done something very interesting. You know since all of the stogy business men out there (at least the ones I know not counting lawyers) are Republicans. Warren Buffet is supporting Barack Obama!!!! I find this very interesting, yet Warren did not state why he was supporting Barack he just said he is the best candidate for America. HMMMMM!!!! I do not know about that Warren, a basic econ class would tell you that you can not tax people when they are in an economic slump they need all the moola they can get your hands on. However your reasons maybe be better than mine because all I do is read fashion magazines and play on the Internet while I am sure you read the Omaha Times, New York Time, Wall Street Jrl and Washington Post......I bet you read my blog too and you are the anonymous one that makes fun of me!!!

OH BRITANY

Oh how I love Britany Spears. I love (love is a strong word lets change it to like) I like her music especially because she became really popular about the time I was in collage (those were the days). Anywhoo to my point: why is everyone talking about her, why does everyone say we are thinking of her, I hope she gets better oh her poor kids!!! Her poor kids are rich, and I think her "attitude and so called illness" is a ploy if you ask me so she can stay in the "papers" while she is not making any music or performing. Anyway I still like ya Britt and I still will dance to your music (only if intoxicated)!! Maybe Americans can just talk about something else like the 2008 election or energy or flowers or better yet me!!! It is really sad when Fox News talks about Brittany, the only news left that does not tap into Hollywood (at least so far) is NPR so I guess that is what I am going to have to listen to for now on.

IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE OLD

OK I must admit I loved NKOTB (new kids on the block). I had pictures of Joey all over my room. So would you not think that I would be so excited now that they are back. Well, AH, NO!!!! It is so funny to see their new video these guys are my age and older, you do not have fun in the summer time anymore(fun in the summer time is the name of the song and skank ass girls are dancing in swimsuits). You work and have pasty white skin because you do not see the sun anymore and for sure you are not dancing in your swim suit maybe dancing in your tank-ini but not a Brazilian. So why is it funny? Because we are a generation that does not listen to "boy bands" any more(and those 11 year old girls that do listen to boy bands do not want to see a 40 year old man loosing his hair)!!! Sorry NKOTB maybe you should go to China they are about 10 years behind us anyway you might find a market there......just watch out they are little inhumane over there, China's air quality is worse than ours and recycle, they do not even know what the word means. Oh yeah and do not get me started on how they treat their people.

p.s.

i am making fun of china yet i will make sure my kids speak Chinese because it is a "new" market for us to enter and maybe my kids will be rich and smart and then they can pay for my retirement home!!!

PER MRS. GARG'S REQUEST

Here is a Mac and Cheese recipe for all to share.....do not worry there is no fat nor calories in this dish so eat up!!!!

8 tbs butter

4 oz pancetta (thinley sliced and chopped) if you are a veggie eater take this out and if you do not like pancetta use bacon just not as much because bacon is a little stronger

1 cup onion (finely chopped)

3/4 tea crushed red pepper

1 garlic clove minced

1/4 cup flour

31/2 whole milk

21/2 cup grated sharp cheddar (molly do not buy the stuff already shredded shred it your self...companies put wax on the pre shredded stuff and it give things a "grainy" texture)

1 cup parm shredded

1 8 oz. container marscarpone (since i live in the boonies I used cream cheese it worked out fine)

11/2 panko bread crums

1/2 cup parsley

1 lb. orecchiette or large macaroni

Melt 1 tbs. butter in large deep skillet over medium high heat. add pancetta saute until crisp. add onion saute until tender add crushed red pepper and garlic stir ....stir in 3 tbs. butter allow to melt then add flour and stir (at least 1 minute u want the "flour taste" cooked out) gradually whisk in 3 1/2 cup milk simmer until thick (coat back of spoon) remove from heat whisk in cheeses. melt 4 tbs butter add panko and stir until golden remove from heat stir in parsley. combine cheese mixture with cooked (ala denta that means if directions say cook it for 10 min only cook for 6) pasta, put topping on and then cook 30 min for 350!!!!

P.s.

that is my mac and cheese from last night did you notice i forgot to put the parsley in the topping

MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR

Well, in a couple of weeks I am going to loose complete control of the television. DO YOU KNOW WHY? It is football season my favorite time of the year. I love it when the television is as loud as it can go, and every single night a football game is on.....not to mention if you want to see a rerun of a game there is ESPN classics and you can watch all the foot ball you want (even if you have seen it 5,000 times). So to you football fans out there I am happy for you however, as you can tell from my sarcasm I am not to happy about it. I have always heard of wives loosing their husbands to a certain season weather it be baseball, basketball, hockey or tiddly winks I never understood until I married the foot ball season king Billy!!!!

Just to let you know I am not complaining because he does not complain when the fashion seasons change, and how I want the latest shoes, bag, or jeans and I spend all my time on the computer trying to find the best bag, the best shoes and the best (make you look skinny jeans)....Yet, I am annoyed only because I hate when the TV is really loud and I can not watch the Food Network...

P.s.

do you know who that handsome guy is up there, that is my hubby......yes I am that girl that just put an old football picture of my husband on my blog!!!

OK, SO I AM THAT MEAN LADY

Now, I am sue you have heard me speak of the annoying, out of control, brats that now have made my side driveway their bus stop. So the first annoying thing they do is....RING MY DOORBELL IN THE MORNING. Yet, today they were out of control. The kids were running thought my back yard, rolling under Billy's car playing tag, running under my carport into the street, and running across the street acting like crazy animals. So I called the school system to tell on them.....Do you know what the guy said I should do is put a table out there and serve them breakfast!!!! I paused and paused and paused ...... is this guy serious or joking? First of all the kids should have already have had their breakfast that is their parents job not mine. Second of all no way if I would go out there with those kids I would probably get lice or something!!!!!

BILLY AND THE DEAD CAT

So everyone is aware of Phyllis my new cat that my mother (Phyllis) picked up on the side of the road. Well my husband loves this cat.

The funny thing is this cat will still let you pick it up by its neck (you know like mother cats) yet, when you pick Phyllis up she goes completely limp and looks dead, it is hilarious. Billy and I picked her up like this for 30 minutes last night.

SOMETIMES ITS HARD

Sometimes it is hard to "blog" about stuff, you know since my life is so exciting and all!!!! So I have decided to confess my secret crush.....MICHAEL PHELPS!!!! Please do not tell Billy. I think I might be jealous if he said he had a crush on Jessica Alba, or Gisele Buchen (wait I think he does have a crush on them).

Why is Michael Phelps my secret crush, well he is a super duper athlete and he looks like a giant his feet may be as big as mine (yes I ware a 10, a petite little 10 I might add).

So good luck with the rest of your swimming Michael I will be cheering for you. YEAH!!

This Morning

So this year for some reason the bus stop is my driveway. In the morning from the hours of 6:30 to 7:15 kids are right outside my window waiting for the bus.

So the story: 6:30 ding dong ....... ding dong......"no way that is not my door bell....." try to go back to sleep.

6:50: ding dong...ding dong.....ding dong..."what the F-ck" so I get up go to the door no one is there.

Is someone ringing my door and then running away I am going to kick their ass. So then I remember about the bus stop. I go to the side yard and there they all are (with an adult I might ad)....."hey kids did one of you ring my door bell." Yes, the little girl that lives behind me and rings my door bell all the time (oh yeah she also wants to know if I can play with her and come over for dinner I usually have to remind her I am 30). So her question " can we play with your cat." Answer ...no you can not play with the cat she has worms and it can get into your stomach through you finger nails and toes (I should have mentioned they would have to been playing with the cats number 2 and not the actual cat yet I left that out). Anyway I figured that might keep them from playing with my cat ever again.

TODAY

First of all I must explain my mother is staying with me until tomorrow. So today when I cam back from the gym I heard a meow.
me: mom what is that noise
mom: well let me just tell you something
me: mom is that a kitty cat i hear, MOM IS IT COMING FROM THE LAUNDRY ROOM(this is ME pissed off)
mom: well this morning I saw a man dump the cat on the side of the road
me: jeese
mom: and i figured we could take it and get it spade and give it its shots
me: mom that is going to cost 300 dollars and I am not spending 300 dollars ...you take it home with you I do not want it.
mom: lets just take it to the vet
me: fine

So we take it to the vet get it screened for feline aids and all that other shit stray animals have. Turns out the cat is fine and I have to take it back in 4 months to get it spade!!!! Nice the last thing I need is another cat underneath my house....Oh yeah and by the way the cats has worms...I am not touching it.

Omega 3's

Have you ever taken the omega vitamins you know there is omega 3's and omega this and omega that.....well supposedly this vitamin comes from fish mainly found in salmon (please oh please not farm raised or Atlantic). Yet, I am sure everyone is aware of the salmon and omega's... So to my point: I am now taking omega three's and I consumed the vitamin about 30 minutes ago and now I am burping up what tastes like fish sticks!!!! NICE!!!!! Yet, I am soon to be on my to glowing skin, silky hair, and a glorious internal organ system!!!!

WINDY CITY

Well I am going back to the " Windy City" I love it there why you say? Well, in the summer it is around 70 beautiful and blissful degrees not 107 smelly degrees!!!!! I also get to see my smart brother Paul (sorry Dan you are not smart just fearless), and this time I am going to the Lincoln Park Zoo Yeah!!!
So everyone have a good week and Molly have fun doing your "Hot Yoga" crap, whomever heard of working out in 105 degrees (stupid mcnupid you do it because Jessica Alba does it) .... when i go to the gym I grab all of the fans and blow them directly on me and when i am done i am still covered in sweat i can actually ring my hair out into a glass and then have a nice glass of salty sweat !!!!! Yummy I will send you some if you would like!!!

DOCUMENTARY

So as you have heard Ford and GM are loosing market share as fast as I can eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's. I am sure you say Bernadette we know this, this is old news give us something new. Well, Wed. evening CNBC had a documentary on about GM. It was very interesting......why you say? It was interesting because GM is kicking ass in China, and you are never going to guess with what car, the BUICK!!!! Nice !! Actually Buick is not what it used to be. Have you heard of that fancy golfer Tiger, he is a spokes person for Buick.

So if you are interested in "Globalization" watch the documentary they interview the CEO, they talk about that redneck car the Corvette, and they discuss the Chinese market.

P.S. I hope all of my car friends do not get mad at me for calling the corvette redneck car but it is have you ever seen a cool business person driving one....or have you seen some guy with a mullet driving one? Yet, it is fast Dale Ernhart Jr. says so (oh my gosh more proof it is redneck)

http://www.cnbc.com/id/25349480

A LITTLE DRAMATIC

Hello people how is everyone today? So I have decided to take up a new sport since it is to bloody hot outside to run!!! I am going to swim, now before you laugh I was on swim team when I was a young whipper snapper, so I do know all of the strokes (butter, back, brest, and free).

So now the problem is the speedo i own, it is a little small (it must have shrunk in the dryer), so I have a new swim suit, a new swim cap, a new kick board, and a new pair of goggles coming to e town they might even be here tomorrow.

Now I just need to find a pool!!!!!! Maybe I will swim laps in the creek!!!

p.s.

that picture is me swimming the butterfly i was on steroids then

HOT TAMALES

I Can not wait for November it is so bloody hot here today it is going to be around 99!!! Can not even go outside, so what am I going to do to entertain myself (since I am a lazy bumb and do not hold a job nor do i rear children).

So after I clean the house fix my lunch it will be approx 12:30....I can read my book for an hour (I can only read for an hour then i fall asleep)...OK so then it will be 1:30!!! NOW WHAT DO I DO. Oh I know organize Billy's closet he loves when I go thought his stuff and throw things away and make him more organized!!!

No I can not do that he would kill me he likes to live in a pig pen ( by the way this mess Billy has is in the spare room I need all the room I can get in my closet).

So all of you peeps out there with JOBS I am jealous because I am becoming a big ball of mush that plays on the Internet all day!!!!!

WORKING TOGETHER

Today Billy and I decided we were going to pull weeds at the office, and do a little "spiffing" up around the outskirts of the office. The morning started off OK................NOT!!! Billy and I should not be allowed to work together we both want to do it our own way and neither of us wants to compromise. So needless to say Billy is still working at the office and I walked home from Lowe's after calling him a @!#4%&@!*7^^@?.....NICE, Sorry Billy.

Batman

So my mom, Daniel (my brother), and Randi (brothers girlfriend....Randi I feel sorry for you) went to see Batman last week. When we leave the theater my mom says "why is the Joker the Dark Night?"

Here is the scenario:

Me: mom the dark night is Batman

mom: oh

Me: hence he wares black and he saves people

mom: oh

a minute later

mom: Dan did you know the joker was not the dark night

Dan and Randi: (quick look at each other) laughter

Dan: mom why would the joker be the dark night?

mom: i do not know it is such a weird name, why would batman have a name like that

Bern: mom I told you why they call him the dark night

mom: well then what do they call the joker?

Bern, Dan, Randi: (we all ignore her)

*we all get to the car

mom: (pulls out her cell phone and calls my brother Paul) hey Paul its mom we just saw the dark night .... Did you know the Batman was the dark night

me: MOM QUIT TELLING PEOPLE THAT, EVERYONE KNOWS BUT YOU THAT THE BATMAN IS THE DAR KNIGHT THIS IS NOT NEW NEWS TO ANYONE

mom: oh

Mom: (calling dad) Hey Larry just got out of the movie now going to dinner, the movie was good,,,oh yeah the batman was the dark night not the joker (as if her is really wondering mom)