Well Thanksgiving is upon us and Billy and I have the same agenda we have every year, two thanksgivings. Well, I am sure you are like well Bernadette you are not the only one, some people have three. Well yes maybe they do however this is my senario.
Thanksgiving 1 (i will not disclose whose house I am at):
So first of all I do not grab that much food (actually it would be considered a normal portion however it is turkey day you are supposed to stuff yourself until you can not breath and since I do not have much room in my abdomen lately it is very easy to do) people are staring and they ask arn't you going to eat....arn't you hungry....you do not have much food there Bernadette. Hey why don't you mind your own business I have two turkey days to go to...keep your eyes on your plate!!!!
Thanksgiving 2 (by the way only 2 hours later): Yelling screaming and disapointment.....Too bad I can not just get drunk!!!! However the dressing is quite good at this Thanksgiving!!!
2 comments:
Bern, did anyone ever tell you there are starving people all over the world? In some parts of the world women have to walk 6 hours to get clean drinking water. No, I don't feel bad for you and your overstuffed stomach on thanksgiving.
What are you doing to help those starving people???? Peopple always want to preach!!
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