Saturday, September 20, 2008

FAT CAT



I have destroyed my cat. Actually I have not Billy has, he keeps giving her wet food, I give her weight management hairball control (mmmmm sounds good).
So why have I destroyed my cat. The fat ass today tried to jump onto a chair and did not quite make it. This is a cat that used to be able to hop a 8 foot fence balance on top of the fence and then jump down.
Maybe it is the feline aids or feline leukemia that is getting to her.... Did I mention her breath smells like assholeamio!!!!
Oh yeah that is not my cat above "kitty" is not that fat yet, however she may be there soon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

maybe you shouldn't have pets if you can't take care of them.