POI

My mother is always onto the latest diet. Now when I say diet she is not trying to loose weight she is trying to lift her skin, clean her liver, thicken her hair, oh yeah right now it is her colon!!!

So now what is she doing she is eating this nasty rice that taste like water called POI. I looked it up on line and it is what people feed babies!!! I have no idea why she is so weird but she is. She told me she needs to eat it for her colon (diarrhea). I said mom maybe you should try eating normal food that normal people eat and you would be fine. No Bernie I do not think so I need to be very nice to my colon. Well mom the last time I check poi would not be considered nice, it is considered disgusting.

Oh yeah poi is cooked down rice so with double the water so instead of 30 minutes it is cooked for 8 hours!!!! MMMMMM YUMMY!!!