Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong, are you kidding me did someone really ring my doorbell at 5 a.m. five times, there really must be an emergency. BILLY DO YOU HEAR THE DOOR BELL YES ,"GET MY PANTS."
Person at the door: Hey man don't attack me but I am out of gas and my baby and wife are in the car down the street and we need to get to Elba (yeah your early 5 a.m. Sat. appointment you need to get to I am thinking to myself)......pause......oh and hey man I can not go to the police station because my tags are expired.
Billy: Sorry man we can not help you
Person: Oh man I really need to get home can you please help out
Billy: no man it is early .... (billy is slowly shutting the door)
Person: Oh man I really need some help
Me: (the helpful person I am) go to the Christian Mission it is two blocks away they open at 7.
Person: they are not open today
Me: (OK now I am super duper pissed because they are open, I drop shit off there all the time on Sat.) Bull Shit asshole they are open they open at 7 and get the F_ck off my front porch it is 5 F_cking o'clock in the morning and I am F_cking pregnant and I do not need this sh_t, get the F_ck out of here and do not come back.
Person: leaving
So now Billy decides to go to work at 5:30 on Sat. morning since that asshole woke us up. He sees "person" going to our neighbors. Now a police man drives by and Billy stops the police man and explains the situation. Police man says he will take care of it. 5 minutes later "person" drives away in his Lexus with out his wife and child and with out expired tags (I guess he kicked his wife and child out of the car and changed his plates real quick). It is 7 hours later and I am still pissed off.
The next person that comes to my door asking for money I may attack them with my baseball bat! I bet I would make the local news....Headlines: Yankee goes crazy at poor defenseless homeless person (more like homeless crack head).
Saturday, October 11, 2008
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3 comments:
why does the crackhead have a lexus?
i am sure the car was stolen the plates we GA
Bern, what do you hate more, kids ringing your doorbell first thing in the morning or crackheads?
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