MOVIE REVIEW

This movie was very "dry" however sometimes that is a little refreshing when it comes to a comedy. I am getting sick of the farting, the gross sex scenes, the slap happy humor that seems to be in the theaters these days.

Oh yeah and by the way I would not classify this movie as a comedy, I really do not know what to call it. However, I do recommend watching it.....If you have Direct TV it is on PPV.

Oh yeah did I mention I love SJP she is super cool!!!

BUY LOW SELL HIGH.......DUH!!!!!

So if I said to you "hey person I want you to buy company X for 100 dollars and sell company X for 50 dollars." I would hope you would say to me NO WAY BERNIE BUTT (Bernie Butt is what my aunt Shelia calls me) you are an idiot I would loose 50 bucks!!!!

So if you had a great deal in front of your face for example buying companies super duper cheap I mean pennies on the dollar would you do it? I would however, I do not have the kind of dollars that can purchase billion dollar companies (maybe Billy could up my allotment to oh, lets say 500,000 a week).

So my point I am trying to make, come on you weak congress men get your shit together and pass that Pelosi plan PLEASE!!! In about five ten years you are going to make a killing off of the deal. Why... banks will shape up (if you give the assholes some rules to follow) why will banks shape up? Well I do not know about you but when Billy and I bought our house we did not have cash we had to get a loan, and when a company wants to expand they usually do not have the cash either so they need loans, those kids that do not have 20k a year still need to go to college. Loans are like food we need them to survive.

By the way I am pro Republican but you guys up there in Washington are acting like idiots please oh please put the "race" aside and make a decision....I do not know about you but I would rather do what is RIGHT than worry about the election. Oh yeah, the Alabama Congressman is no exception I guess that is what you get when a Bible thump er (his plat form when he was running for office was something about the 10 commandments it was so annoying) is your congressman the asshole probably only knows about football and bible verses and has never take a finance class in his life!!!!

SMOKERS

Now do not get me wrong I have smoked in my life. I am not condeming smokers, I just have an interesting observation.

Once in a while when I am on my walks, I walk by the Hospital here in E town (by the way if anything ever happens to me do not let my husband take me there I would like to be taken to the hospital in dothan please). There are always nurses (I do not think I have ever seen a Dr.) outside smoking. I mean come on you see sick people all day long and you see the problems smoking causes first hand and you still continue to smoke!!! I find this very odd.

I also think it is gross if I am going into the Hospital to visit someone and all these people are outside and I have to walk through the cloud of cancer to get through the door. Please stop smoking my dad did and if he can anyone can quit. Oh yeah it is my dad's b-day I better call him.

SAINT JOSEPH IS COOL

In folklore

St Joseph with the Infant Jesus, Guido Reni (c. 1635).
Burying a small statue of Saint Joseph on a piece of real estate for sale is reputed to enlist the saint's assistance in finding a buyer.[35] Some versions require the statue to be buried upside down. Some believe that the saint's statue should be disinterred once the house sells, to avoid the property repeatedly changing hands; others leave the buried statue in hopes that Saint Joseph will continue to protect the property.[36]

Molly, I am very familiar with trusty St Joseph. My house was on the market (approx 4 years ago) for 5 months, my mother told me about my friend St. Joseph and three weeks later we had a good offer.

There are "rules" to St. Joseph so I would go to a catholic supply (not christian supply catholics are the only crazy people that pray to saints) and ask them exactly what you should do with the statue.

This is what I did: Me and my mom dug a hole in the front yard buried St. Joseph upside down covered him up with dirt, then said a prayer. My mom said the prayer because she is the religious one, so therefor I can not recall what the prayer consisted of. Then all my neighbors looked at us like we were kooky and then I went on with my day. Oh yeah my mom said I was to dig the statue up, however she told me that approx one year after I had moved so I really can't see me going back over there saying "hi remember me you bought my house do you mind if I dig some holes in your front yard I need my St. Joseph statue back."

SICK-O

Well, it finally happened I have received my fall cold. This happens every year at the end of September or somewhere in October. It is inevitable because of the blankty blank peanuts. The farmers start to harvest the peanuts about this time every year and I am highly allergic.

It is awesome how you feel, first it starts with extreme pressure in your head for two days, fatigue and dizziness (i mean stars and all), then it will progress to snot dripping down your throat, and by Saturday I am sure it i will be in my chest and I will be coughing up big balls of green Flem. I am so excited I can not wait to see how my cold progress's. I have received this lovely illness every year since I moved here. So this will have been my 6th time to get this lovely visitor.....however this time I am going to take care of myself because I refuse to be on the following drugs: inhaler, cortisone, antibiotics, decongestant and a nasal steroid..............oh yeah have you ever been on cortisone you will not sleep for days I think it may have speed in it!!!

MY CITY IS COOL

I know I give E town a hard time however for a small town they are very proactive when it come to recycling and other "green" activities.

The latest adventure Enterprise is embarking on:

They are requesting all the restaurants (and home owners) that have grease traps to donate the oil to the city. The city will come buy clean their "grease trap" and hall away the yummy oil. Enterprise (I have no idea how they are going to do it) will then use the oil to fuel their fleet. For example the buses that take the kids to school, the garbage trucks and other city owned vehicles (not police cars they need gas to go fast).

The sad thing is no restaurants have volunteered (i have no idea why not i mean someone will clean your shit and haul it away for free!!!) So now the mayor is going to business to business personally to ask for the donation. Pretty cool.

I wonder when the oil is being burned if it will smell like fried chicken?

FAT CAT

I have destroyed my cat. Actually I have not Billy has, he keeps giving her wet food, I give her weight management hairball control (mmmmm sounds good).
So why have I destroyed my cat. The fat ass today tried to jump onto a chair and did not quite make it. This is a cat that used to be able to hop a 8 foot fence balance on top of the fence and then jump down.
Maybe it is the feline aids or feline leukemia that is getting to her.... Did I mention her breath smells like assholeamio!!!!
Oh yeah that is not my cat above "kitty" is not that fat yet, however she may be there soon.