Your Best and Worst Qualities?

So last night (while I was reading the namesake: which by the way the first chapter is very depressing....) I thought to myself (maybe this is why I read a word a minute because my mind wanders and then I am like what the hell did I just read.....and of course I have to start the word over again. Anyway back to the point....I asked my loving, cute, and very nice husband "what are my best and worst qualities? He paused......(for at least a minutes that is kind of long Billy) you are pretty and you do not have any "worst qualities".......... Well good try Billy none of the above are true, I think he was just trying to be a good husband (and probably not wanting to get into a fight).........................No really Billy, what are my best and worst qualities....first he said you are the funniest person I know you make me laugh all the time you are quick and upbeat (just kidding he did not say that ..... he was thinking it though).

Here is his real answer: you are the most honest person I know (that is my best quality) and you are the meanest person I know...... OUCH..... Meanest I mean, I must be really mean if I am the meanest person he knows because Billy knows a lot of people ..... for example he used to play football in college, football players are mean right.....I mean come on 6 foot 7 inches 500 lbs and I am meaner that you.......really........ I think he might be exaggerating on the meanest person he knows ..... yet I hate to say it I might be close !!!!!!

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my husbands best and worst qualities are Best: very hard worker really if I said Billy will you work all night long and never come home he probably would.... and if I said billy will you go get 30 bags of mulch on your way home from work and spread it in the flower beds tonight, he would do it....wait he did do that last night (see he is the best)....worst: does not finish a project meaning he starts something and I have to clean it up ........ Love you any way Billy Jack Haskins.

Also on another note I always listen to the Catholic channel in the afternoon, Lino Rulli is hilarious he brings a comical approach to Catholicism......Yet yesterday he hung up on a caller and p.s. the caller was a deacon.....oh my gosh are you allowed to hang up on deacons they can bless the host and give a homily.....WHAT WERE YOU THINKING LINO ....... I understand your point about listeners can not complain on the the show (and he was complaining) .... you could say I am going to have to let you go if you do not quit complaining!!!! By the way listen to the catholic channels "catholic guy" it is hilarious my husband (whom is not catholic) thinks he is funny also. http://www.sirius.com/thecatholicchannel

By the way that pic above is me going to clean up the mulch...with spf 50 on my nose!!!