As you know my favorite channel on sirius is 150, the Catholic Channel. Yesterday I called in (you can do those kind of things when you do not work and you are waiting for your husbands dry cleaning) to play lets make a Catholic deal. The question was "what saint was beheaded and then his head served on a platter?" HELLO......WHO IS SAINT JOHN THE BAPTIST? Yeah me I won..... Would you like to know what I won........a toenail clipper/bottle opener blessed by the POPE...................Holla!!!
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I am so excited! Now Bernadette can open my beer and I can drink it while she clips my toenails!!! Then when we have friends over she wipe of the dirty toenails and open their beers! Anybody want to come over for a beer???
Seriously Bern, it is really gross. Why is the Pope blessing nail clippers anyways? Shouldn't he spend his time more productively? I am a little worried about you and His Holiness.
Anna
Bern, that really is a great story!!! Very funny, but yeah...maybe you should look into getting a job.
Howard 100 had a contest this week too. Hottest chick with the ugliest scar. I don't think you could enter that one though.
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