THE DOG AGAIN

So Thursday night I hear barking underneath my house around 7:00 p.m. (do i need to remind you this is crabby time at my house and the last thing i need to deal with is my mothers dog). Milo has gone underneath my house and has lost his way.

My mother wants me to call the fire department to go underneath my house to get him (yeah right like i am going to do that, they only do that in cartoons mother). So we have a huge argument on who is going under the house.... NOT ME THERE ARE SNAKES CATS AND ALL KINDS OF CRAP, LEAVE THE DAM DOG UNDER THE HOUSE AND LET THE JACK ASS FIND HIS WAY OUT!!!!! "No" my mother says i will go.

So Phyllis goes under the house (did I mention Kitty went with her to keep her company) and tries to get the dog. Milo finaly finds his way to the front of the house (there is no way out at the front) so my mother rips the slats off the front of my house to let the jackass out!!!!

Did I mention I hate this dog!!!!

NEW FRIEND

Abe and his new buddy Mattie! Mattie came over with her parents to give Abe a baby gift. Abe likes his new friend and hopes she comes over to play more often.

Thanks Mattie!

CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD

Yes, I know every parent thinks their baby is the cutest, however just to let you know my baby is the cutest!!!!

This is Abe smiling for his Gram while his mommy was out walking.

Now lets see if he is this cute tonight around 6:00 p.m.!!!!

WITCHING HOUR

We have taken his temperature, given him a bath, fed him with a bottle, walked him up and down the stairs.... so on and so on!!! However nothing works. It is official I think Abe has colic. There is nothing you can do but to just let it happen and run its course.

"They say" that it lasts about 3 months well I have 5 weeks to go please keep me in your prayers!!!! Oh yeah keep Abe in your prayers also.

p.s.

someone could make big bucks if they can figure out how to settle crazy crying babies!!!

"BAPTISED"

Well now Abe has been baptised. I will have to say I was a nervous wreck. First the 8 (which became an 11 hour trip) hour trip, then I was nervous about the mass itself however, Abe was an angel.

Did I mention I had two glasses of champagne afterwords!!!! If you are nursing do not drink in front of people, because 500 people will ask you if it is OK to drink and nurse!!!! Yet, the correct response would be MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS BIATCH!!!!

OUT OF CONTROL

So for those of you that do not know my mother is having a "baptism" party for Abe this Sunday. I get home and this house looks like someone is getting married. There are flowers, tents, a caterer!!!! Oh my gosh who knew a baptism could be so fancy!!!

HMMM I wonder if my next child will have a fancy Baptism or do you think by that time my mom will be like "here are the chips and dip!"

LESSON IN BATH'S

So you may know that I have never taken care of a baby before (sorry Abe you are an experiment). When I give Abe a bath it is a 2 second affair. Wash head, tummy, butt, feet and back (I pore water over the pp I am afraid to touch it do not want to hurt him).

So yesterday Billy's mom helped me give Abe a bath!!! Just to let you know, you must scrub Mr. baby, use a q-tip in all crevices (between toes and fingers and any other crevice like place). Who knew..... I did not. Sorry Abe like I said you are an experiment.