THIRD TIMES THE CHARM

So today will be the last day I attempt wireless Internet in the Haskins house. I bought fancy new equipment and maybe now I can have fancy schmancy Internet!!! So wish me luck with the technology because I lack much knowledge when it comes to "technology."

p.s.

Abe slept 5 hours last night!!!!

F...ING DOG

Not only do I not get any sleep because I have a two week old but, my mother has asked me to keep her dog. He licks, barks, grunts and crys in his sleep!!! Did I mention he does this while I try to sleep as well.

My mother better pay me back big time for keeping this idiot!!!!

YIKES

So today Abe had his first photo shoot. It was the worst thing I have ever been through. He cried the entire time and when he was not crying he was pooping (total of three times) on the photographers props or going number 1 on the photographers props. So after two hours of this nightmare I told her I was done and she said "I only have 15 pictures" I said "that is fine I can not take this any more of this."

I doubt Abe will be a model any time soon!!!

SUMO BABY

Well "Abe" can not wear his newborn diapers, new born baby clothes and he is almost out of his 0-3 month attire!!!!! Good thing I just ordered a bunch of 0-3 month items (I guess I will have to send it all back).

So for you ladies out there who think they might have big babies only get one new born out fit to go home in, and a couple of 0-3 and then when your baby is born see what kind of baby you have before you get a bunch of clothes.

However, isn't he cute!!! He takes after his Momma!!!!

Entourage

Well yesterday was Abe's first Dr. appointment. You will be pleased to know I was the only mother at the Drs. with an entourage (Muffy (Phyllis) & Gram (Linda billys mom)).

Report: Abe has already gained weight he is now 8lbs & 4 oz (yes I know what you are thinking I have a super baby don't be jellous).

HOLLA!!!!

Bern Billy & Abe

HOT CROSS BUNS

It is that time of year again for one of my favorites, Hot Cross Buns!!! I love these little guys (I think it is the yeast, I love stuff with yeast).

The sad thing is no one around here sells them so I think this year I am going to try to make them myself. I will let you know how it goes because I can not bake worth a patooty!!!

By the way I highly recommend going to get some of these little gems they will make your tummy feel yummy and warm and your taste buds sing!!!

COLD RAISINS ANY ONE

So I no longer have a cleaning lady. She quit Thursday night (she comes on Friday). Oh well and by the way she did not give a reason (Billy says it is because I am to hard to get along with, whatever, just because I do not socialize with my cleaning lady does not mean I am mean....you need to be cleaning not talking I do not pay you to "busy body").

So I am going to do it myself, plus I will have extra money I can save for my ski vacation I am going to take next Feb. (if the market does not put us in the poor house first).

I should not say I am going to do it myself because my loving husband will help. So yesterday we did some chores and Billy did a very good job however, I found some stuff "hidden" and not put away. For example Billy please recycle the raisin box, Billy please put socks, undies and shoes away, Billy please take your sheets upstairs (he sleeps upstairs now because I am fat and p 50x's a night and plus he is all over the bed because of his shoulder). So the raisin box did not get recycled it ended up in the Frig, socks shoes and undies hidden under his dresser and sheets on the floor upstairs. I am so confused it takes as much effort to put the stuff away as it does to hide it so why hide it!!!!!! WEIRD!!!!

However just to let you know even thought he does hide his stuff he did a very good job cleaning the laundry room floor, cabinets and baseboards!!!!