FOOD

Do not tell the Pediatrician that Abe had his first "food" this evening. Did I mention Abe loved his peas, however I have a feeling we will have to strip him down and feed him in a diaper!!! The question is were there more peas on Abe and his Gram than Abe's tum tum.

YEP HE IS

Sorry I know I say it over and over and it may get old, but Abe is the cutest baby in the world. This is Abe at the beach he lasted about 30 minutes at the pool.

By the way bring your Muffy with you to the pool she will follow you around with an umbrella so your baby (that has on 70 sunscreen) will not get burnt.

BABY SITTERS

So I am loosing my built in baby sitter (Muffy) tomorrow. What is a girl to do with out a baby sitter!!! These are the times when I wish I lived close to the rents so I could have a baby sitter whenever needed.

So Abe this week it is me and you buddy!!!!

ARMPIT

Waxing is great, it removes hair and you do not have to shave for weeks. But what about when you have to let that hair grow out 1/4 inch to wax. Well, that is my armpit right now trying to reach that 1/4th of inch....sorry I know it is gross especially when I ware a tank top!!! Sorry friends and family just don't look until next week by then i will be hair free!!!!

Holla!!!

Billy and Abe

Abe went to bed at 9 last night and woke at 7:30!!!! Yeah Abe.

ITS NOT THE CEREAL

Everyone will let you know why your baby is not sleeping. Mine was not sleeping for the following reasons:

1.) not enough food

2.) gas

3.) mean mommy

4.) does not like his crib

5.) needs a pillow

6.) mean mommy

7.) he needs formula

Guess what none of the above are true. Your baby will eventually sleep thought the night when he or she wants to or needs to, or when the parents finaly let the baby sleep through the night. However, I strongly advise putting your baby in the crib when it is time to sleep!!!

THE DOG AGAIN

So Thursday night I hear barking underneath my house around 7:00 p.m. (do i need to remind you this is crabby time at my house and the last thing i need to deal with is my mothers dog). Milo has gone underneath my house and has lost his way.

My mother wants me to call the fire department to go underneath my house to get him (yeah right like i am going to do that, they only do that in cartoons mother). So we have a huge argument on who is going under the house.... NOT ME THERE ARE SNAKES CATS AND ALL KINDS OF CRAP, LEAVE THE DAM DOG UNDER THE HOUSE AND LET THE JACK ASS FIND HIS WAY OUT!!!!! "No" my mother says i will go.

So Phyllis goes under the house (did I mention Kitty went with her to keep her company) and tries to get the dog. Milo finaly finds his way to the front of the house (there is no way out at the front) so my mother rips the slats off the front of my house to let the jackass out!!!!

Did I mention I hate this dog!!!!