Are You Serious

Wow my parents just received this magazine. I thought the title was interesting............I mean really come on Garden and Gun!!!!!!

http://gardenandgun.com/magazine/

Not Very Good

Now do I claim to have any talents that entertain people? No I do not so lets make that clear....I could never direct a movie, act, sing or make people laugh.

Yet I was quite disappointed in Indiana Jones.

Sorry Harrison Ford I think you are awesome and your new buddy Shia LeBeouf you are quite good yourself. Oh yes, Stephen Spielberg didn't you have something to do with ET?



Why did I not like the movie? I do not know I could not explain it......maybe it is because I am not 10 anymore and movies like this do not entertain me..............now you know what will probably entertain me.....SEX AND THE CITY......HELL YEAH I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!

ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY POOPER

Thought you guys may find this cool, I have a pooper with a brick in it so it does not waste as much water but this is evern better.

http://www.watersavertech.com/AQUS-Diagram.html

Good thing my brother Paul is smart and he shows me stuff like this.

Western Wonderland

Yes today is the day I am going home to visit the family. I am going to the Western Wonderland....the western wonderland of Kentucky that is.

As most of you know my hometown is Paducah, Kentucky located on the Western side of the state. If you like quilting, dogwoods and artists you would love Paducah. Not to mention I grew up there so it makes the city even better.

So I must get to packing I will be there for a week so I at least need about five suitcases..............I hope my dad will take them all upstairs for me!!!!!!

p.s.

this a picture of downtown Paducah .... this is the place where my two brothers go when they come home.....they are usually highly intoxicated when they are downtown......me on the other hand I would never do such a thing

LET'S MAKE A CATHOLIC DEAL

As you know my favorite channel on sirius is 150, the Catholic Channel. Yesterday I called in (you can do those kind of things when you do not work and you are waiting for your husbands dry cleaning) to play lets make a Catholic deal. The question was "what saint was beheaded and then his head served on a platter?" HELLO......WHO IS SAINT JOHN THE BAPTIST? Yeah me I won..... Would you like to know what I won........a toenail clipper/bottle opener blessed by the POPE...................Holla!!!

True Story

Ashley my husbands office manager gave me this picture. Ashley saw this with her family on a road trip. I feel I do not have to explain the picture because the picture speaks for itself.

6/0; 6/0; 6/0

6/0 is the score (always) when I play Billy in tennis. In case there is any confusion Billy is 6 and I am 0. Will I ever be able to beat him or at least come close ( I would be happy with close)? I suppose if I would not double fault every time I serve, maybe ...... just maybe....I could at least get a game or two off of him.

Yet it does not help when your husband is mocking you the entire time. Here are some of the names my loving husband calls me.

* led feet

* slow poke

* speed racer

* cream puff

Now I would tell you what I call him in retrun yet, just to remind you this blog is rated pg-13 therefore I can not disclose the words that were used to describe my loving husband.