HI HI HI

Well, tomorrow I am going to go to my favorite city STL!!! Yeah, I am going to see gramps and gram and turn my mousy brown hair blond again!!! I will not be calling my friend Molly because she is kind of crabby lately with school and all (not that I blame her if you knew me when I was in school I was a crazy study natzie). So STL here I come and please oh please do not be hot because I get enough of the heat in Enterprise.

COOL FREE SHIT

Check this out peeps. You can give away your stuff or get free stuff.

http://www.freecycle.org/

Have you already seen this website....remember I live down South news does not travel fast to the sticks....just heard of Craig's list a year ago.

GOING TO VISIT DAN

I am leaving today to go to Nashville, TN to stay with my brother Daniel. I always like going there because there is plenty of food (no wait beer), clean sheets (sheets that smell like my parents dog), and a lovely greeting (usually Dan is not there, passed out or MIA when I arrive). Yet, it is always fun to go to a city with buildings, traffic and places to eat other than Ruby Tuesdays!!!!

BUTTERNUT SQUASH

I have heard of volunteer tomatoes yet, never volunteer butternut squash. As most of you know i compost food (no animal matter). So in my compost pile I now have butternut squash growing. It seems this winter I may have made butternut squash soup and the seeds from the squash now have grown into a plant growing in my compost pile.

So whomever is the next guest at my house may be the proud recipient of my organically grown butternut squash. If cats pee on your food is it still organic?

SUPER DUPER COOL CAR

This upbeat little car is only 10k and runs on .......no not cow poop, but AIR!!!!!!

So check it out and when they come to the United States I would like a Franchise PLEASE!!!! I could sell cars.

http://www.plentymag.com/features/2008/01/driving_on_air.php

ASSHOLE

This is hilarious. The Alabama attorney was caught in homosexual relations. Now normally I would not care, I would just say keep that (whether homosexual or heterosexual) to yourself. Yet this guy ran his campaign on an anti-gay platform (actually so far everyone does in Alabama I say who cares run the state as a business not as a church).

Yet, this website I am giving you is not a reliable source. I do not feel any of the Alabama or southeastern papers will publish it anytime soon they are a little into censorship down here. Yet, once I find a reliable source I will put it on my blog so until now it is a rumor.

http://wonkette.com/401018/anti-gay-alabama-attorney-general-caught-being-gay

DEVIL IN THE CHURCH

Devil in the Church


One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."






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